Saturday 24 December 2011

merry christmas!!!!!!

its 11:33PM on christmas eve night, everybody in the house is asleep except for me. noone is online on anything, (i dont have facebook) and i am SO BORED.my bf is wherever the hell he is and the others, i just dunno. I'm not getting any presents tomorrow, so its just another day. but still, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!



Thursday 15 December 2011

geography

our geography teached ms.H has banned us from using particular words in the classroom. purple invented words such as "backhand" "gypsy" and "counterstrike".These were all said in the eshmaili accent so counterstrike sounded more like "cunterstrike". .Ms H banned all these words and wrote "BH" (backhand) "G" (gypsy) and "CH" (counter strike) on the board and people who said these words received detentions lol.

Wednesday 30 November 2011

they blame the japanese!

horsey is watching porn, its called omake or something but its disgusting and created by the japanese. horsey: "oh luk some chicks arse" and then he sais "I BLAME THE JAPANESE" and ofcourse he looks at me. popey dus exactly the same thing. Each time theres a video tht the japanese created tht involves 9yr olds hitting on adults or something, popey luks at me and sais, "I BLAME THE JAPANESE" well i didnt make it.  Teapots the only 1 who doesnt say it

velociraptor

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

how many justin biebers i can take ina fight

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

omfg

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?
omfg. thts a pretty big chance, i sort of sense sometimes tht they really dont like ,me but 66% is still a bit high. Even for their standards. loved ones... hope tht doesnt include checkers

Wednesday 16 November 2011

nthg much

Our techer sais we need to blog about something but theres really nothing to blog about. I'm just really annoyrd coz my friend J won't stop calling me mexican and telling me to run on my "tortillas" and crp like that and I also have a spanish test in less then an hour and I realised that its really hard to blog and revise spanish at the same time.

Wednesday 9 November 2011

what they think

i have really good friends whom i like alot. However, I also have a boyfriend (called checkers)and they all think that i haven't talked to him since he asked me out. Thats not true. we've actually been talking a lot since he asked me out because i love him alot. He just stopped coming to see all my friends since horsey said "If you don't ask her out I'll make u ask lazzark out(lazzark is a guy)and I'll stalk you for the rest of my life and make sure you only sleep with men and i'll also get you hooked up with a petefile on a online dating site" checkers was always sort of scared of horsey after that.

Wednesday 26 October 2011

one of my friends

I have a friend whose nickname is horsey and sais,
"don't you hate it when your having sex with a girl and they yell out another guys name? I mean, who the heck is "Rape" anyway?"